Tee hee

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 05/25/2020 at 21:30 • Filed to: None

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facw > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/25/2020 at 21:47

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That’s right, show up those Cape Code T unnel people with a dick ferry half bumper sticker...

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/25/2020 at 22:12

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That would be a good band name.

Actually, “Dick Fairy” would be a better one.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 05/25/2020 at 22:39

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What do I have to do if I want a visit from the dick fairy?

Jim Spanfeller > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/25/2020 at 23:08

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wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/25/2020 at 23:19

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put it under your pillow and...   (?)

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/25/2020 at 23:23

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Well the tooth fairy visits when you loose a tooth, so the dick fairy probably visited John Wayne Bobbitt

Just Jeepin' > Jim Spanfeller 05/26/2020 at 00:00

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I no longer have it, sadly, but when I was a teenager I visited my grandparents in Florida and a week later received a typed postcard from their church, thanking me for attending it “last Sinday”.

I love irony.

Just Jeepin' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2020 at 00:03

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Reminds me of the van I spotted last year.

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/design-oopses-1840490327

Nick Has an Exocet > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2020 at 00:25

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Take a picture of it near your crotch and send it over to the Mighty Car Mods Fanking Daily page!

https://www.facebook.com/FankingDaily

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2020 at 00:38

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“When you wish upon deez nuts....”

functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2020 at 12:11

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I was wondering what the ferries have been like... I can’t imagine places will be anywhere near as busy, they can’t be packing ferries to the brim every trip, right? I’m talking more about the passenger-only ferries. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > functionoverfashion 05/26/2020 at 12:30

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The passenger-only ferries are mostly seasonal and I think only a few have started service again. The vast majority of passengers actually come over on the car ferries, though, and those are on the verge of financial ruin. They operate at a loss in the off-season and rely on the summer boom to bring operating revenue.

They have already run out of money and had to secure a $10 million loan to get through to september. If ridership doesn’t pick up they’re predicting  a $35 million deficit at the end of the year that the towns in the county will be on the hook for.

functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/26/2020 at 13:52

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Yeah, wow. There are stories like that everywhere, man, it’s not pretty.